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  • Official Polls Re: How Often Do You Critique?

    I would have had to say some more than three or four times a day - but I haven't seen before my jaunt off to Paris. !_!' Now exams and ...

    May 13, 2007
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Do we really exist?

    Absolute subjectivity is like locking oneself in a box, throwing away the key and shouting that all one can be sure of is the dark. Because, of course, there's nothing ...

    May 10, 2007
  • Official Polls Re: Who Is Fred?

    Skye's boyfriend is that fat bloke in the corner with the laptop and cappucino? (0_0)' Well, yes - I voted 'fat bloke'. ^_^

    Apr 30, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Ti amo~~~come on peeps!

    ciao

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    It's bloody disorienting, except that being disoriented, you don't know that you're disoriented. Why do dehydrated muscles move so bloody slow?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because it would undignified to flap around so haplessly in a tux. Why are life's deepest truths so awfully inexplicable?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    I suppose if your head were ten gallons, they might. Why does the wind sound like a voice sometimes?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because if they didn't, they'd fall. Why do people grow up, when Peter Pan didn't?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Really, if reality were defined by mere perception and numbers tallied up on viewers gave a good impression of how many perceived it favourably, then reality would be reality TV. ...

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    They don't. But without words, they wouldn't be stories. Why do rather round people insist on wearing terribly tight jeans?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because they paint smiles on tragic faces. It's grotesque incongruity. Why are angels imaged as always beautiful, and winged?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because they miscostrued the meaning of the word 'emotional' to mean down-in-the-dumps depressed, and they have to fit their label. It's circular, apparently, and so without a doubt, fallacious. Why ...

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    You can. Only it's got to be an awfully sleazy restaurant. Why do fencers wear all white - when you can't get blood stains out such a [lack of] colour ...

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    He's, ah...a conspiracy, perhaps? o0' ^_~ Why the devil do nights go so quickly when one wants to sleep, and never seem to make it to dawn when you're pleasantly ...

    Apr 4, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    No one would need a spring-cleaning, of course. What if life were proven to be nonexistent?

    Mar 26, 2007


"The trouble with Borrowing another mind was, you always felt out of place when you got back to your own body, and Granny was the first person ever to read the mind of a building. Now she was feeling big and gritty and full of passages. 'Are you all right?' Granny nodded, and opened her windows. She extended her east and west wings and tried to concentrate on the tiny cup held in her pillars."
— Terry Pratchett, Discworld: Equal Rites